1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:54,412 ♪ Hark, the scented dust is falling ♪ 4 00:02:54,516 --> 00:02:56,382 ♪ The tender serenade ♪ 5 00:02:56,485 --> 00:02:58,545 ♪ With melody is calling ♪ 6 00:02:58,653 --> 00:03:00,315 ♪ Twixt every man and maid ♪ 7 00:03:00,422 --> 00:03:02,516 ♪ For love has played the devil ♪ 8 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:07,153 ♪ Since on a summer's day Don Juan rode into Seville ♪ 9 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:11,461 ♪ And loved and rode away ♪ 10 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,798 ♪ At first he made the serenade ♪ 11 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,771 ♪ All caballeros ♪ 12 00:03:17,873 --> 00:03:21,275 ♪ Played ♪ 13 00:03:21,376 --> 00:03:25,609 ♪ Señorita ♪ 14 00:03:25,714 --> 00:03:27,910 ♪ As the love notes rise and fall ♪ 15 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,985 ♪ In the shadow of the wall ♪ 16 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:33,021 ♪ Let me woo you ♪ 17 00:03:33,121 --> 00:03:36,956 ♪ And win you ♪ 18 00:03:37,059 --> 00:03:40,894 ♪ Carmencita ♪ 19 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:43,227 ♪ Let me turn your blood to fire ♪ 20 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:45,232 ♪ As the flame of my desire ♪ 21 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,996 ♪ Lights the passion ♪ 22 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:52,268 ♪ Within you ♪ 23 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:55,742 ♪ Señorita ♪ 24 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:58,177 - ♪ Let me fathom in your eyes ♪ - Business! 25 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,875 Business! Business! 26 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:03,281 You care only for business! 27 00:04:03,385 --> 00:04:05,286 You know I've got to go. 28 00:04:05,387 --> 00:04:07,515 I'll be back soon. 29 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,490 - ♪ Carmencita ♪ - Nobody loves me. 30 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:12,993 - ♪ From the rose between your lips ♪ - Nobody cares for me. 31 00:04:13,095 --> 00:04:15,564 ♪ To your dainty fingertips ♪ 32 00:04:15,664 --> 00:04:22,503 ♪ You belong to Don Juan ♪ 33 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:24,937 - ♪ Love me ♪ - Good night, Theresita. 34 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,509 I said good night, Theresita! 35 00:04:30,045 --> 00:04:32,014 Who was that man? 36 00:04:32,114 --> 00:04:34,208 ♪ Love me ♪ 37 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:37,514 ♪ Or our fleeting honeymoon ♪ 38 00:04:37,619 --> 00:04:40,953 ♪ Goes too soon ♪ 39 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:44,652 ♪ To love ♪ 40 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:49,959 ♪ O señorita ♪ 41 00:04:50,065 --> 00:04:52,296 Who was that man? 42 00:04:59,641 --> 00:05:02,543 - Who was that man? - There was no man here. 43 00:05:02,644 --> 00:05:04,074 I saw him with my own eyes! 44 00:05:04,273 --> 00:05:06,842 I've never been so insulted in my whole life! 45 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:10,122 I'll pack up immediately. I'll go home to my mother. 46 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,088 I'm tired. 47 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,920 - I think I'll go to bed. - All right! 48 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,517 Nevermore, darling. 49 00:05:19,628 --> 00:05:22,598 Forgive me? 50 00:05:32,507 --> 00:05:34,339 Hey, Conchita! 51 00:05:34,442 --> 00:05:35,967 Whoo-hoo! 52 00:05:36,077 --> 00:05:38,945 - Don Juan is in town! - Oh! 53 00:05:56,031 --> 00:05:59,433 Señora, Don Juan is in Seville. Shall I bar the windows? 54 00:05:59,534 --> 00:06:01,503 No. 55 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:05,233 Who am I that I should fly in the face of providence? 56 00:06:11,446 --> 00:06:13,506 I must see him. 57 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:15,516 I'll go to his house tomorrow. 58 00:06:15,617 --> 00:06:18,781 Go to your rooms! 59 00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:21,789 Go inside. Go on. 60 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:24,291 Go inside. 61 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:27,294 Anna, go back to your room. 62 00:06:27,395 --> 00:06:29,455 Oh, all right. 63 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:41,376 ♪ Señorita ♪ 64 00:06:41,476 --> 00:06:43,672 ♪ Let me fathom in your eyes ♪ 65 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,077 ♪ All the lure of heaven's skies ♪ 66 00:06:46,181 --> 00:06:49,549 ♪ Where the young moon ♪ 67 00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:53,383 ♪ Is waiting ♪ 68 00:06:53,488 --> 00:06:57,357 ♪ Carmencita ♪ 69 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,156 ♪ From the rose between your lips ♪ 70 00:07:00,262 --> 00:07:02,925 ♪ To your dainty fingertips ♪ 71 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,899 ♪ You belong to Don ♪ 72 00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:08,835 ♪ Juan ♪ 73 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:14,739 ♪ Don Juan ♪ 74 00:07:14,843 --> 00:07:16,778 ♪ Don ♪ 75 00:07:16,878 --> 00:07:20,178 ♪ Juan♪♪ 76 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:33,190 Oh, I can't! I can't! 77 00:07:33,295 --> 00:07:37,198 Oh, what's the matter with you now, Pepitta? 78 00:07:37,299 --> 00:07:39,598 - Some man. - "Some man"? 79 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:41,602 You stupid goose! 80 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:46,141 You bloodless cow! There's only one man like that in all Spain. It was he! 81 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:48,142 - How do you know? - You don't know him. 82 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:51,304 I came down to rehearse my carnival dance this afternoon. 83 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:54,906 I was all alone, and suddenly a man walked in. 84 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:58,248 His hat so. His sword so. 85 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,254 And I knew. 86 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,722 - What did he say? - Nothing. 87 00:08:02,824 --> 00:08:05,453 He just took me in his arms and kissed me. 88 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,120 Kissed you? Was that all? 89 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:10,130 All? 90 00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:12,564 My eyes closed. My heart stopped. 91 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,262 My- My everything stopped. 92 00:08:16,304 --> 00:08:18,205 What a kiss. 93 00:08:22,777 --> 00:08:24,746 What a kiss. 94 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:30,743 What a kiss. 95 00:08:30,852 --> 00:08:33,651 - What, a kiss? - Certainly. 96 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,114 One kiss from Don Juan, properly handled, mind you, 97 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,773 by a clever manager and you're made. 98 00:08:37,859 --> 00:08:39,654 - By one kiss? - From Don Juan. 99 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,671 Oh, I've seen it done. 100 00:08:41,696 --> 00:08:44,598 A little actress with no more than two lines and a pretty ankle, he noticed her. 101 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:48,158 Within the year, leading lady, married to a marquis, living with a duke. 102 00:08:48,269 --> 00:08:50,534 - Bring him here. - Ah, that's very difficult. 103 00:08:50,638 --> 00:08:53,540 Oh, not when properly handled by a clever manager. 104 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:57,339 Ah, if there is one man in Seville who knows how to play his cards properly- 105 00:08:57,445 --> 00:08:59,676 He would bring me this king of hearts. 106 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,550 But you are the king of hearts, Don Juan. 107 00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:05,552 What are your symptoms? 108 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:08,555 Well, nowadays when I sit down to a quiet game with a lady... 109 00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:11,285 I'm no longer sure of holding the card. 110 00:09:11,393 --> 00:09:13,362 Hmm. 111 00:09:14,529 --> 00:09:16,430 - Ahh. - Ahh. 112 00:09:16,531 --> 00:09:17,590 - Mmm. - Mmm. 113 00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:18,689 - Ahh. - Ahh. 114 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,702 - Mmm. - Well, Doctor? 115 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:24,864 - What's your age, Don Juan? - How did you find the lungs? 116 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:27,374 Splendid. And what's your age, Don Juan? 117 00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:29,171 - What about the heart? - Splendid. 118 00:09:29,196 --> 00:09:30,904 And what did you say was your age, Don Juan? 119 00:09:30,954 --> 00:09:32,415 How is the general condition, Doctor? 120 00:09:32,466 --> 00:09:35,959 After what you have said about your age, you're a miracle of youth, Don Juan- 121 00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:38,384 an enviable constitution in perfect health. 122 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:39,960 But I told you the symptoms. 123 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,828 There surely must be something wrong with me. 124 00:09:42,251 --> 00:09:44,110 Aren't you going to give me any prescription? 125 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:46,503 I shall. A very important prescription. 126 00:09:46,528 --> 00:09:48,929 Don't climb more than one balcony a day. 127 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:52,229 - I don't. - Last night you climbed at least 10. 128 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,526 Since I arrived in Seville yesterday afternoon I haven't moved from this house. 129 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,407 One balcony a day. 130 00:09:57,591 --> 00:10:00,500 Then slowly reduce that to four balconies a week. 131 00:10:00,608 --> 00:10:03,100 Then reduce that again to two balconies a week. 132 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:06,773 And in about 15 years- Well, there won't be any more balconies. 133 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:08,679 Then you can come and consult me again. 134 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:10,684 How much do I owe you? 135 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:14,813 Nothing, if it can be made known that you have consulted me. 136 00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:17,722 Three ducats if I have to keep it a secret. 137 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:21,786 Look! The streets are full of women! 138 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:24,161 Flowers again. Flowers. 139 00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:26,461 Eighty-nine letters. 140 00:10:26,568 --> 00:10:30,835 And at 6:00 yesterday evening, disguised, unknown to anyone, we brought him to town. 141 00:10:31,119 --> 00:10:33,532 And in a few hours all Seville knows he's here. 142 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,233 Which of you gave him away? 143 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,371 - Did I not give you my word? - And did I not? 144 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,245 Then how in heaven's name did they discover it? 145 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:53,592 Well? What did the doctor say? 146 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,597 Oh, he said I'd eaten something that disagreed with me. 147 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,894 - Passing indigestion. - That's good news. 148 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,402 But I have bad news for you, Don Juan- The whole town knows you're here. 149 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:05,406 Dolores! She followed us! I knew she would! 150 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:07,908 - Oh, how I hate that woman. - She loves you. 151 00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:10,501 Loves me? Buying my debts? Putting me in jail? 152 00:11:10,612 --> 00:11:13,138 - You've only got to go back to her. - Listen, I like jails. 153 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,649 I've always wanted to go to jail. I insist on going to jail. 154 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,651 She can keep you there for two years. 155 00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:20,278 ♪ Oh, my love is going to jail ♪ 156 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,017 ♪ I'm putting my love to jail ♪ 157 00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:26,925 ♪ Tomorrow morning my love will be in jail ♪♪ 158 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:28,788 I don't understand you, my sweet. 159 00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:30,976 What's the use of him if you put him in jail? 160 00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:33,533 Do you remember when you were in love? 161 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:35,866 If I think very hard, my sweet. 162 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:39,236 Well, think very hard. Was he unfaithful? 163 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,468 Oh, I don't have to think hard. 164 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,943 Every man is unfaithful. 165 00:11:44,045 --> 00:11:46,947 And when he was unfaithful, did you want to lock him up? 166 00:11:47,048 --> 00:11:52,487 Lock him up? Chains on his hands and feet and neck. 167 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,522 You are right, my sweet. 168 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:56,088 You're wrong there, Conchita, 169 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,550 because if you put chains on his hands and his legs and neck... 170 00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:02,028 he wouldn't be able to embrace you. 171 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,531 Are you going to see him in jail then? 172 00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:06,863 Twice every day. 173 00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:09,437 I've been appointed the visiting governor. 174 00:12:09,537 --> 00:12:12,405 He'll see no other woman but me. 175 00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:15,841 How clever you were to buy up all his debt. 176 00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:20,174 - Master? - Hmm? 177 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,682 - Is it true you're really going to jail? - Mmm. 178 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,243 - Why don't you go and see the lady? - 'Cause I hate her. 179 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,620 During the year I was with her she nagged me, watched me like a cat... 180 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,625 and accused me of being unfaithful. 181 00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:35,254 - Were you? - Yes, but she only guessed. 182 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,264 - Master. - Mmm? 183 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:41,700 Aren't ladies pretty well all alike to you? What have you got against this lady? 184 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,795 I adore women. 185 00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:46,101 I never was able to resist women. 186 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:48,115 But this is the one woman in the world that 187 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,134 I'm determined to resist with my last breath. 188 00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:53,181 - Why? - That's my secret, Pedro. 189 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:57,013 Doña Dolores, how did you discover we were here? 190 00:12:57,118 --> 00:13:00,680 How can I help discovering it when Don Juan has climbed every balcony in Seville? 191 00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:03,758 Don Juan has not left the house since we arrived yesterday evening. 192 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:06,919 I know women whose balconies he's climbed. 193 00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:09,930 I swear to you, Don Juan has not left the house. 194 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:12,933 You swear as easily as Don Juan, Leporello. 195 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,469 Doña Dolores, do you really want to send him to jail? 196 00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,200 Well, what else can I do when 197 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,123 I'm in love with him and he climbs every balcony in Seville? 198 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,110 - Can't that be forgiven? - You know it can't. 199 00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:25,612 He's only got to come and ask me for the bills. 200 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:28,114 Is it so difficult for him to come and see me? 201 00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:30,617 He shall come and see you. 202 00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:33,119 - Don't you believe it? - No. 203 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:35,247 Do you think he dislikes you so much? 204 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:40,126 I think he's afraid he may like me too much. 205 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:43,221 But still, if he comes, the bills will go into the fire. 206 00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:46,426 You're very generous, Doña Dolores. Thank you. 207 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,437 You don't think, um, an accident might happen to Don Juan? 208 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,906 - No. I'll take good care of him. - Well, you take very good care of him. 209 00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:56,534 Balcony climbing is a dangerous sport. 210 00:13:56,644 --> 00:13:58,875 I'll be waiting all night. 211 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,380 You followed us again. 212 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,176 I must see Don Juan. 213 00:14:34,282 --> 00:14:37,480 - Why do you want to see Don Juan? - Well, I -I want to be like him. 214 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,044 - You dress like him. - Yes. I do everything like him. 215 00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:44,614 - Well, what do you want with him? - The last trick. The last turn. 216 00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:46,627 The real victory. 217 00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:49,197 The mastery of women. 218 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,198 I don't know how it's done... 219 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,604 and until I do it's no use for me to go around 220 00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:55,590 climbing balconies and kissing women. 221 00:14:55,747 --> 00:14:57,648 - Climbing balconies? - Mmm. 222 00:14:57,754 --> 00:15:00,383 - Where were you last night? - Oh, I had a grand time. 223 00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,793 I climbed nearly every balcony in Seville. 224 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,835 I see. 225 00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:06,087 - Don Juan would like to see you. - Would he? 226 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:08,776 - Very much. Wait here, will you? - Certainly. Oh- 227 00:15:10,651 --> 00:15:15,817 Is it true he had 857 affairs in three years? 228 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:18,722 To be exact, 903. 229 00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:30,836 - What have you got there? - Nothing. 230 00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:33,999 How many times have I told you not to eat anything starchy? 231 00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:36,441 I think it's disgusting I can't eat what I want. 232 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,445 Isn't your figure your only asset? 233 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,447 There must be a lot of women that like fat men. 234 00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,176 Yes, rich, fat men. 235 00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:44,252 I'll sack the cook. 236 00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:11,978 - What do you mean by sending this up? - Oh, he begged me so hard to. 237 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:14,605 - I hadn't the heart to refuse him. - Very well. You're sacked. 238 00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:18,948 Sacked? Why, who's master here, Don Juan or you? 239 00:16:19,053 --> 00:16:22,114 I am! I look after his figure, his finances, his fame and his future. 240 00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:23,714 - Get out. - No. 241 00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:26,727 - No, no, señora, you can't come in. - Oh, yes. Just for 10 minutes. 242 00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:29,229 - No, no, you mustn't. - You can't come in. 243 00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,300 - Ricardo! Pedro! - Coming! 244 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,275 Throw this man out. 245 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,813 Oh, forgive me, sir. It shall not occur again. 246 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:47,814 I have a large family. 247 00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:51,977 Hmm. Well, I have a soft heart. In the future, no starch. 248 00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:55,523 - Remember, you are cook to Don Juan. - Very well, sir. 249 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:06,167 Who are you? 250 00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:10,635 - What are you doing? - Let me look. 251 00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,508 Thank you. 252 00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:17,807 I won't disturb you anymore. Forgive me, Don Juan. 253 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,149 Oh, no. Stop! 254 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,477 What did you come here for? 255 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,900 All the women in Spain are dreaming about you. 256 00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:30,443 I had to see you. 257 00:17:30,536 --> 00:17:32,835 Well, now you have seen me. 258 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,261 You're not disappointed? 259 00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,026 You're even more wonderful than I imagined. 260 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:47,440 Are you married? Happily? 261 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:51,308 - Who is happily married nowadays? - Oh, he neglects you! 262 00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,574 Mm-hmm. 263 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,549 To neglect such a glorious creature- 264 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,552 Oh, you're joking. 265 00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:01,851 No, no, I only wanted to see you. 266 00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:09,887 Ecstasy. 267 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,762 Who could resist you, Don Juan? 268 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:15,336 - I found out how we were discovered. - Dolores. 269 00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:18,338 No, not at all. There's a young man downstairs who has taken your place. 270 00:18:18,439 --> 00:18:20,340 Oh, nobody can take my place. 271 00:18:20,441 --> 00:18:22,501 Last night he gave such a good imitation of you... 272 00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:24,383 that everyone is satisfied you're in Seville. 273 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:25,583 What did he do? 274 00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:27,927 Climbed balconies, kissed women, seduced wives. 275 00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:30,451 Did everything you can do and was a great success. 276 00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:32,843 Now you'd better go. 277 00:18:34,592 --> 00:18:36,156 Tonight, then? 278 00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:38,226 Tonight. 279 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,557 - Did they think it was me? - They did. 280 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,130 Well, there's only gonna be one Don Juan in this world. 281 00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,517 He's gone! 282 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,888 - Look! He's taken your diary! - I'll find him and I'll kill him! 283 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,961 Let me in! 284 00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:21,001 You can't come in! 285 00:19:21,102 --> 00:19:24,072 - You can't get in! - I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 286 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:27,141 - Who do you want to kill? - That scoundrel Don Juan! 287 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:32,605 - Don Juan? Why? - He made love to my wife. 288 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,978 - When? - Last night. 289 00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:37,608 Last night? 290 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,619 Last night. 291 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,882 I am Don Juan. Come on! 292 00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:43,890 - What? - Yes-Oh. 293 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:46,256 I beg your pardon. Is your wife charming? 294 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,329 - She is lovely. - Lovely. 295 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:50,398 Thanks very much. Come on! 296 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,205 Lovely? When did you tell her that she was lovely? 297 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:02,470 When did you send her a basket of flowers? 298 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:06,707 When did you whisper words that sent shivers up and down her spine? 299 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:10,114 Not for years. Because you were married. 300 00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:14,279 You just owned her, like a monkey, a fiddle... 301 00:20:14,388 --> 00:20:18,291 so that a miserable bungler could come and take her away from you. 302 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:21,624 Why should a lovely wife be faithful to you? 303 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:24,893 Clown. Yokel! 304 00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:28,163 Boob! Husband! 305 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,198 How long have you been married? 306 00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:35,367 - Six years. - Six years. 307 00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,243 When did you tell her that she was lovely? 308 00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:39,293 Every day. 309 00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:44,412 When did you send her a basket of flowers? 310 00:20:44,518 --> 00:20:46,180 Every day! 311 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,349 Are you... romantic? 312 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,088 Every day! 313 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:58,531 Oh. Kick him out. He's a bore. 314 00:21:02,436 --> 00:21:05,804 Your impersonator must have been very busy last night. 315 00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:07,807 I wonder why he ran away. 316 00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:10,673 I'll find him and I'll kill him. 317 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,849 - Pepitta! - Hmm? 318 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,216 We are sold out, and everybody hopes that Don Juan will come to visit you. 319 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,516 - And over there? - At the Black Cat? 320 00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:23,250 - Mm-hmm. - Empty! 321 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:31,827 Come along, darling. Hurry up! 322 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,968 Pepitta! Pepitta! Pepitta! 323 00:22:00,995 --> 00:22:02,964 - Full? - No. Empty. 324 00:22:03,063 --> 00:22:05,965 They've all gone over to the Golden Pheasant to see Pepitta. 325 00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:08,797 - Pepitta? That old battle horse? - Old? 326 00:22:08,903 --> 00:22:12,465 Twenty-six at least. I'm 19, and I can dance. She can't. 327 00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:15,099 No, but Don Juan kissed her yesterday afternoon. 328 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:19,112 Don Juan! Even his kiss can't make her a good dancer. 329 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,978 No, perhaps not. But what publicity! 330 00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:26,986 Well, if Spain doesn't know anymore what good dancing is, then-then- 331 00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:28,988 Then what? 332 00:22:29,089 --> 00:22:32,184 Then-Then it's no wonder that our fleet was beaten by the English. 333 00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:33,827 Oh, you can't argue with the public. 334 00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:36,006 They expect Don Juan at the Golden Pheasant. 335 00:22:36,075 --> 00:22:38,765 Don Juan! The man with the worst taste in Spain! 336 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:40,459 - Worst? - The worst! 337 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,470 Well, if you want my opinion, you'll get ready for your turn. 338 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,473 And if you want my opinion, I refuse to dance to an empty house. 339 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,476 And if you want my opinion, you'll get the sack if you don't! 340 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,851 Here I am, darling. 341 00:22:57,952 --> 00:23:00,444 How wonderful of you, Don Juan. 342 00:23:00,554 --> 00:23:02,523 Yes. 343 00:23:07,061 --> 00:23:08,962 Oh! Are you hurt? 344 00:23:09,063 --> 00:23:11,362 No. No, it's nothing at all, really. 345 00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:24,003 Well, he can't be here. The place is empty. 346 00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:25,809 Let's sit down. I'm tired out. 347 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,250 Good evening, gentlemen. 348 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,353 Bring a bottle of Hereth. 349 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,185 Antonita! Antonita! 350 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,350 - Don Juan is here! - Don Juan? 351 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,553 - Don Juan! - No! It isn't true! 352 00:23:40,661 --> 00:23:43,722 Oh, I knew he'd come! I knew he wouldn't go and see Pepitta! 353 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:49,895 - Go tell the orchestra to get ready. - Oh, hurry! Hurry! 354 00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:53,049 - Oh, let's go. - No. 355 00:23:53,144 --> 00:23:55,044 It's easy enough for you to run about all night. 356 00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,554 You'll have two solid years rest in a nice, quiet jail. 357 00:23:57,624 --> 00:23:59,912 - Jail? Didn't you settle that? - Only you can do that. 358 00:24:00,014 --> 00:24:02,176 - How? - By going to see Doña Dolores. 359 00:24:02,283 --> 00:24:04,184 - She's waiting for you. - No! 360 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:11,259 Yes. 361 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,695 Right. Two years, a young masquerader will have a marvelous time. 362 00:24:23,804 --> 00:24:26,706 All right, I'll go see her. 363 00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:36,946 Please make me dance well. 364 00:24:44,992 --> 00:24:47,655 I'm ready. Let's go. 365 00:25:01,842 --> 00:25:04,471 Let's go, I tell you. She's waiting for you. 366 00:25:07,348 --> 00:25:09,476 Can't you sit still a second? 367 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,901 - A lovely little girl. - She'll look awful by daylight. 368 00:26:08,008 --> 00:26:10,170 Who wants to see her by daylight? 369 00:26:48,515 --> 00:26:50,848 She is indeed a lovely dancer, sir. 370 00:26:50,951 --> 00:26:54,547 She would be highly honored if you'll visit her in her dressing room for a minute. 371 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,749 No, no. You can't go. There isn't time. You're late already. 372 00:26:56,857 --> 00:26:59,759 - Just for a second. - Ah, you're hopeless. 373 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,420 - Thank you very much. - Thank you very much, sir. 374 00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:05,465 - I'll be back in a minute. - "A minute." 375 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,305 What divine hair. 376 00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:24,340 And those two lovely stars... 377 00:27:24,451 --> 00:27:28,718 just a little frightened, gazing at me. 378 00:27:30,991 --> 00:27:32,960 You baffle me. 379 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:39,094 Once again I'm just a frightened child. 380 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,034 Oh, I could kill you for being so attractive. 381 00:27:46,139 --> 00:27:48,438 What a fool I was. What a fool. 382 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,443 Why, darling? 383 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,036 I thought I could resist you. 384 00:27:53,146 --> 00:27:55,047 Can you? 385 00:27:55,148 --> 00:27:57,117 No woman could. 386 00:28:00,254 --> 00:28:02,189 Oh, why did you kiss that girl? 387 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,190 - What girl? - Pepitta. 388 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,192 At the Golden Pheasant yesterday evening. 389 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,694 Oh. Yesterday evening. 390 00:28:08,795 --> 00:28:10,696 I didn't kiss her. 391 00:28:10,797 --> 00:28:12,959 Can you swear that? 392 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,628 In this case, with the easiest conscience. 393 00:28:17,938 --> 00:28:20,373 Juarez! 394 00:28:20,482 --> 00:28:22,213 - Juarez! - Yes? 395 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,386 He never kissed Pepitta! He never kissed her! 396 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,110 What? 397 00:28:25,209 --> 00:28:28,179 The liars! I'll go and tell everybody! 398 00:28:34,555 --> 00:28:36,524 So he wouldn't come. 399 00:28:37,558 --> 00:28:40,460 Ah. An accident. 400 00:28:40,561 --> 00:28:45,192 I'm afraid so. He's, uh- He's sprained the- He has to stay in bed. 401 00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:47,291 Ohh! 402 00:28:50,571 --> 00:28:53,666 Doña Dolores, do you want to make him hate you? 403 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,334 I'd rather he hated me than forgot me. 404 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,683 If he hates me, at least he has to think about me. 405 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,679 You want to punish him. Don't you love him? 406 00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:01,895 Yes, I do. 407 00:29:02,216 --> 00:29:05,975 But I gave him a choice- love or the law. 408 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:09,056 Aren't you afraid you may lose him entirely? 409 00:29:10,157 --> 00:29:12,956 Yes, I might. 410 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,597 But I don't think so. 411 00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:21,965 If a man flees so desperately from a woman... 412 00:29:22,069 --> 00:29:24,334 he must be desperately afraid of her. 413 00:29:24,438 --> 00:29:26,373 I'll compel him to see me. 414 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,272 And if he sees you and remains the same? 415 00:29:31,178 --> 00:29:33,443 Then I'll give him up... 416 00:29:33,547 --> 00:29:38,508 and he can have his bills and his freedom and all the women in the world. 417 00:29:38,619 --> 00:29:40,645 But he'll never see me again. 418 00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:45,552 But that remains to be seen. 419 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:51,155 Oh, that kiss of yours this morning was the greatest event in my drab life. 420 00:29:51,264 --> 00:29:54,428 But I know that for you I'm just one woman in a thousand... 421 00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:56,435 just one more victim. 422 00:29:56,536 --> 00:29:59,233 You're the only woman in the world for me. 423 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,240 - You really mean it? - Yes. 424 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,537 Oh, Don Juan. 425 00:30:04,878 --> 00:30:07,313 Oh, Don Juan! 426 00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:10,213 - Good night, little one. - Oh, wait. 427 00:30:10,317 --> 00:30:13,378 Wait and say that I'm not just one of a thousand women for you. 428 00:30:13,487 --> 00:30:16,787 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Do I really mean something to you? 429 00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:18,791 Well, certainly! 430 00:30:18,892 --> 00:30:22,294 Am I the one whose kiss you've been seeking on a thousand women's lips? 431 00:30:22,396 --> 00:30:25,127 - Why, of course. - I am the one? The only one? 432 00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,133 Of course! 433 00:30:27,234 --> 00:30:29,294 Oh, Don Juan, thank you. 434 00:30:29,403 --> 00:30:32,134 I've never really lived until this moment. 435 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:35,209 Well, that's splendid. Now, good night, little one. 436 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,845 4:00, and at 8:00 jail. 437 00:30:46,953 --> 00:30:49,855 Or we go to France as soon as he arrives. 438 00:30:49,956 --> 00:30:52,050 - Will he consent? - No, he'll never consent. 439 00:30:52,159 --> 00:30:54,128 But he'll go all the same. 440 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,699 Three miles to walk. 441 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:04,034 And the question I ask myself is... 442 00:31:04,137 --> 00:31:06,834 are women worth it? 443 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,880 Hey there! 444 00:31:14,981 --> 00:31:17,883 You may not know it, but you've been sent from heaven. 445 00:31:17,984 --> 00:31:19,976 You take me to my house and this is yours. 446 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,977 But my cart is full of cabbages, señor. 447 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,640 Good. This is the first time I ever liked them. 448 00:31:29,362 --> 00:31:31,160 Ah! 449 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,701 My husband! Alfredo, I'm innocent! 450 00:31:34,801 --> 00:31:38,465 I say, she told me that you'd gone to the carnival. 451 00:31:38,572 --> 00:31:42,839 Don Juan, I know you'll kill me, but I am an honorable man. 452 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:46,846 For my wife's honor I must die, or what would people say? 453 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:49,678 - Please don't hurt him too much! - No. 454 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,480 Don Juan, are you ready? 455 00:31:53,587 --> 00:31:55,886 Oh, very well, if you insist. 456 00:32:09,336 --> 00:32:11,464 Wake up, sir. You're home. 457 00:32:18,512 --> 00:32:21,414 - Are you married? - Yes, sir. 458 00:32:23,517 --> 00:32:28,922 Well, I suppose it has its disadvantages, but it saves a lot of walking. 459 00:32:29,022 --> 00:32:30,957 - Thank you, sir. - Good night. 460 00:32:31,057 --> 00:32:33,185 Good night, sir. 461 00:32:53,814 --> 00:32:57,273 - What are you packing for? - A gentleman has to dress, even in jail. 462 00:32:57,384 --> 00:32:59,444 And two years is a long time. 463 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:03,054 I forgot it. Did you see Dolores? 464 00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:05,057 - Yes. - Is she angry? 465 00:33:05,158 --> 00:33:07,059 Yes. 466 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,130 Well, you are an idiot. You don't know how to talk to an angry woman. 467 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:13,291 You are a genius, but you prefer to prove it to another woman. 468 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,302 Now, listen, everything's arranged. The coach is at the door. 469 00:33:16,403 --> 00:33:19,430 Drive as fast as you can to the frontier and I'll join you in Paris. 470 00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:26,178 Open the door! 471 00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:28,271 Open the door! 472 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,976 - Too late! The police! - Police? 473 00:33:32,786 --> 00:33:35,688 She said you wouldn't be arrested till the morning. 474 00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:37,815 Well, what do you want in the middle of the night? 475 00:33:37,924 --> 00:33:40,325 We had to disturb you, sir. 476 00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:42,987 I'm sorry to say your master has been killed. 477 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:47,329 - Our master? - Don Juan. Isn't this his house? 478 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,900 Yes, this is Don Juan’s house. 479 00:33:51,004 --> 00:33:55,374 My name is Leporello. I'm his steward. Tell me, what has happened to Don Juan? 480 00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:58,343 - Don Alfredo killed him. - Don Alfredo? 481 00:33:59,379 --> 00:34:01,974 Well, how did Don Alfredo recognize Don Juan? 482 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,551 We found this in his pocket. 483 00:34:06,853 --> 00:34:08,754 It's his. 484 00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:12,417 Oh, this is too, too terrible for words. 485 00:34:12,525 --> 00:34:14,426 There can be no doubt about it. 486 00:34:14,527 --> 00:34:17,326 Poor, poor Don Juan. 487 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:22,698 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. We'll look after his body. 488 00:34:22,802 --> 00:34:25,772 - Good night. - Good night! 489 00:34:28,008 --> 00:34:31,638 What's the idea? They really think you are dead. I'll tell them. 490 00:34:31,745 --> 00:34:33,771 - Shut up! - You'll have to deny it. 491 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,782 Yes, in a month or two or six. 492 00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:39,944 Whenever I want to, whenever I have money enough to pay my debts. 493 00:34:42,522 --> 00:34:45,924 Providence is against a jealous woman. 494 00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:49,087 Providence favors a man fighting for his freedom. 495 00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:51,187 How do you want to use your freedom? 496 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,267 I want to rest... 497 00:34:53,366 --> 00:34:56,734 and lead a simple life with simple people... 498 00:34:56,836 --> 00:34:59,704 not to be a celebrity for a while- 499 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:04,437 to be unknown, no women, and alone... 500 00:35:04,544 --> 00:35:08,845 to eat what I like, to do what I like. 501 00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:11,798 After all, there comes a time in a man's life 502 00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:13,403 when he needs rest... 503 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:17,219 and I'm going to have it. 504 00:35:18,257 --> 00:35:19,851 Oh... 505 00:35:19,954 --> 00:35:22,565 I'm so happy. 506 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,891 And so sleepy. 507 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,368 Good night, Leporello. 508 00:35:29,469 --> 00:35:32,439 And don't wake me until it's time for my funeral. 509 00:35:41,881 --> 00:35:44,282 Don Juan! 510 00:35:46,653 --> 00:35:49,680 Wake up. It's time for your funeral. 511 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:57,557 - Why are all these women in mourning? - For you. 512 00:37:11,037 --> 00:37:13,939 Nonsense. I've never seen one of them before in my life. 513 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,305 - We must have come to the wrong funeral. - Oh, no. 514 00:37:23,316 --> 00:37:25,114 I tell you we have. 515 00:37:25,218 --> 00:37:27,050 Let us go and ask. 516 00:37:50,043 --> 00:37:52,945 Señorita, did you ever meet Don Juan? 517 00:37:53,046 --> 00:37:54,947 Never. Not once. 518 00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:57,483 - What did I tell you? - Then why are you in mourning? 519 00:37:57,584 --> 00:37:59,917 Because I never met him. 520 00:38:02,021 --> 00:38:03,922 It's amazing. 521 00:38:04,023 --> 00:38:07,425 I had no idea my own funeral could be so delightful. 522 00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:10,019 It's certainly brought your career to a happy end. 523 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:12,031 End? Why end? 524 00:38:12,132 --> 00:38:14,033 Why not? 525 00:38:14,134 --> 00:38:16,535 Leave off while they still think of you as you were. 526 00:38:16,636 --> 00:38:18,764 - Were? - Ten years ago. 527 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:21,432 Before these wrinkles, these lines, these gray hairs. 528 00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:24,773 You'd spoil any party, even a funeral. 529 00:38:24,878 --> 00:38:26,779 Water, ladies? 530 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,781 Nice, fresh water. 531 00:38:28,882 --> 00:38:30,612 Water. 532 00:38:38,057 --> 00:38:41,687 Excuse me, madame. Did you ever see my poor friend Don Juan? 533 00:38:41,794 --> 00:38:46,323 No, sir, but I had hoped to see him at my cousin's next month. 534 00:38:46,432 --> 00:38:48,458 And you, señora, did you know him? 535 00:38:49,669 --> 00:38:52,264 You have no reason to be here then. 536 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,898 I have a very good reason, sir. 537 00:38:55,008 --> 00:38:57,170 I've often dreamed of him. 538 00:38:59,779 --> 00:39:03,079 Simply amazing. I never knew I was such a great fellow. 539 00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:11,554 - Who's the fat fellow over there? - Cardono, the playwright. 540 00:39:32,612 --> 00:39:35,514 No, no, no, my friend, this is a great sight. 541 00:39:35,615 --> 00:39:37,880 Women and women and women! 542 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,613 The eternal hunger of women for love. 543 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,020 Every woman must have a sense of gratitude for the man who brought love... 544 00:39:44,123 --> 00:39:46,024 to so many of her sisters. 545 00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,959 What would you say, then, was the cause of Don Juan’s great success? 546 00:39:49,062 --> 00:39:51,827 - First, dull husbands. - Second? 547 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,230 A careful avoidance of all intelligent women. 548 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:57,498 I must write a play about him one of these days. 549 00:39:57,604 --> 00:40:00,335 Do you want me to collect all the details of his romantic life? 550 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,341 Romantic? What was there romantic... 551 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,877 in spending his life telling women they are everything they are not? 552 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,108 Only fools have the time to be great lovers. 553 00:40:09,215 --> 00:40:12,379 Well, in all events I hope you have one good thing to say in favor of women. 554 00:40:12,485 --> 00:40:16,149 One-In most cases it is the man who has to walk home. 555 00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:21,220 Look! Antonita, the dancer! 556 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:33,339 Oh, Antonita. 557 00:40:33,439 --> 00:40:35,908 Courage. Be brave, little one. 558 00:40:41,614 --> 00:40:43,674 Oh, don't say a word. 559 00:40:43,783 --> 00:40:45,684 I want to die. 560 00:40:45,785 --> 00:40:47,811 Be brave, little one. 561 00:40:57,038 --> 00:41:00,406 This has been the greatest day of my life, but there'll be one even greater. 562 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,901 - When? - When I come back. 563 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,711 If women grieve so at my funeral, 564 00:41:04,736 --> 00:41:06,848 can you imagine what's going to happen when I return? 565 00:41:08,269 --> 00:41:10,139 Good-bye, Leporello. 566 00:41:30,997 --> 00:41:33,159 - What right have you got to be here? - Same as you! 567 00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:35,701 Nobody asked you! He never kissed you! It was an impudent lie! 568 00:41:35,802 --> 00:41:37,696 Yes, 'twas a lie. Don Juan told me so himself. 569 00:41:37,721 --> 00:41:38,728 It was only publicity. 570 00:41:38,805 --> 00:41:42,139 - He did not! - And who are you to give orders here? 571 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:43,282 Who am I? 572 00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:46,473 Don Juan said I was the girl whose kiss he'd been seeking on a thousand women's lips. 573 00:41:46,512 --> 00:41:49,414 I was the only one. He'd never loved anybody else in his life but me. 574 00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,747 He loved you so much that he went straight from you to another woman? 575 00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:55,185 - Oh! That was a previous engagement. - But that's why they killed him. 576 00:41:55,288 --> 00:41:57,189 That's why they killed him - because he loved me! 577 00:41:57,290 --> 00:42:00,351 He said, "Good night, Antonita. I'll tell her if I have to die for it." 578 00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:03,157 He loved me and loathed old women like you. 579 00:42:03,262 --> 00:42:04,195 - Cat! - Cow! 580 00:42:04,297 --> 00:42:05,230 - Snake! - Pig! 581 00:42:05,331 --> 00:42:06,264 - Toad! - Weasel! 582 00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:07,299 Worm! 583 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,392 Oh, no, no, no, no! 584 00:42:36,028 --> 00:42:38,725 So, the funeral is over... 585 00:42:38,831 --> 00:42:43,963 and he's gone in a blaze of glory, rejoicing in his liberty. 586 00:42:45,905 --> 00:42:49,239 - All right. - I don't understand you, Doña Dolores. 587 00:42:49,342 --> 00:42:52,870 - What's your scheme? - Me? I have no scheme. 588 00:42:52,979 --> 00:42:55,642 - What's your idea? - I have no idea. 589 00:42:55,748 --> 00:42:57,649 Except... 590 00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:00,151 a woman must realize there are times... 591 00:43:00,253 --> 00:43:03,155 when she's got to give a man all the rope he wants. 592 00:43:03,256 --> 00:43:06,715 - You might lose him for good. - Or win him for good. 593 00:43:06,826 --> 00:43:08,590 No other woman would have let him go. 594 00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:11,254 No other woman understands him. 595 00:43:11,364 --> 00:43:16,803 How should they after just having a week or a day out of his life? 596 00:43:16,903 --> 00:43:19,338 I had over a year. 597 00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:23,308 What could you know about him that thousands of other women don't? 598 00:43:23,409 --> 00:43:28,643 Tell me, has Don Juan been very tired lately? 599 00:43:28,748 --> 00:43:30,444 How did you know? 600 00:43:32,885 --> 00:43:36,447 No great lover has any secrets from a woman after a year. 601 00:43:36,556 --> 00:43:39,617 Doña Dolores, you're bound to win. 602 00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:41,694 I might. 603 00:43:41,794 --> 00:43:43,695 But now I must wait. 604 00:43:43,796 --> 00:43:47,358 He'll soon be tired of being tired. 605 00:44:21,767 --> 00:44:24,862 - Is Captain Mariano's breakfast ready? - Here it is. 606 00:44:24,971 --> 00:44:27,463 Beef for the blood, fish for the brain... 607 00:44:27,573 --> 00:44:31,738 and a dash of garlic for the imagination. 608 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,079 Captain Mariano! 609 00:44:38,184 --> 00:44:40,346 Coming. 610 00:44:40,453 --> 00:44:42,547 Breakfast is ready. 611 00:44:42,655 --> 00:44:44,988 Good. 612 00:44:45,091 --> 00:44:48,653 Oh, I've had marvelous sleep. 613 00:44:48,761 --> 00:44:51,162 What a glorious day. 614 00:44:52,198 --> 00:44:54,133 You look wonderful. 615 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,225 - Thank you. - You do too. 616 00:44:56,335 --> 00:44:57,769 You look wonderful. 617 00:44:57,870 --> 00:45:00,567 Oh, señor. 618 00:45:00,673 --> 00:45:02,835 Now there is a gentleman. 619 00:45:07,947 --> 00:45:10,348 You look awful. Why so gloomy? 620 00:45:10,449 --> 00:45:13,715 Who wouldn't look gloomy after six months in this hole? 621 00:45:13,819 --> 00:45:16,687 - What a place for Don Juan. - Quiet, you fool! 622 00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,393 All right. 623 00:45:21,494 --> 00:45:24,953 - For Captain Mariano. - Ah. Captain Mariano. 624 00:45:25,064 --> 00:45:27,898 Retired from active service. 625 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,799 The Private Life of Don Juan, ladies. 626 00:45:30,903 --> 00:45:33,930 Two centavos. The Private Life of Don Juan. 627 00:45:36,475 --> 00:45:37,875 - Ooh. - Oh, I must have one. 628 00:45:37,977 --> 00:45:39,878 The greatest lover who ever lived. 629 00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:43,313 - What's that? - All the secrets of his love life. 630 00:45:43,416 --> 00:45:45,476 The number of his love affairs. Thank you, señora. 631 00:45:45,585 --> 00:45:49,283 The story of his lamentable death, killed by an outraged husband. 632 00:45:49,388 --> 00:45:51,823 They're selling a new book: 633 00:45:51,924 --> 00:45:53,893 The Private Life of Don Juan. 634 00:45:56,262 --> 00:45:58,231 - Go and fetch one for me. - Yes, master. 635 00:45:58,331 --> 00:45:59,690 Ah. 636 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:19,016 Is there a Captain, uh, Mariano living here? 637 00:46:19,118 --> 00:46:21,815 - Yes, sir. Certainly, sir. - Where can I find him? 638 00:46:21,921 --> 00:46:24,322 Captain Mariano is having his breakfast, sir. 639 00:46:24,423 --> 00:46:26,392 Breakfast? But it's afternoon. 640 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,018 Captain Mariano is not what you call an early riser, sir. 641 00:46:29,128 --> 00:46:31,620 I always give him his lunch and his breakfast in one. 642 00:46:31,731 --> 00:46:34,724 And I must say it's a pleasure to see the way he appreciates his food. 643 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,503 Mark you, it's quite right that he should, 644 00:46:36,528 --> 00:46:38,818 for there's nothing he asks for that we don't give him. 645 00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:42,238 I always say that if you give a customer what they like, they'll come back again. 646 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,903 So, if you're the friend that he's expecting and you'll just tell me your favorite dish- 647 00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:48,743 My favorite dish is a middle-aged woman's tongue... 648 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:52,944 cut out by the roots, chopped very small and eaten raw! 649 00:47:03,396 --> 00:47:05,365 Hello, Leporello! 650 00:47:05,464 --> 00:47:07,433 Did you bring the money? 651 00:47:09,935 --> 00:47:11,870 Did you see this? 652 00:47:11,971 --> 00:47:14,566 See? In Seville they sold it in 20, 000 copies. 653 00:47:14,674 --> 00:47:16,575 - Have you read it? - I have. It's all lies. 654 00:47:16,676 --> 00:47:18,668 They give all the details of everything that never happened. 655 00:47:18,778 --> 00:47:22,647 You know these authors of private lives- no life is private to them. 656 00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:24,534 He thinks you're a hero and makes you a cad. 657 00:47:24,785 --> 00:47:25,901 You know the public. 658 00:47:26,201 --> 00:47:28,327 If he didn't think me a hero, he wouldn't write it. 659 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:30,464 And if he didn't make me a cad, he couldn't sell it. 660 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,048 - How long do you want to stay? - Hmm. Until I feel rested. 661 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:37,492 - When do you think you will feel rested? - I don't know. 662 00:47:37,596 --> 00:47:42,227 I've got to make up for 20 years of hard service. 663 00:47:49,442 --> 00:47:51,741 Master, the mistress says that if you won't come... 664 00:47:51,844 --> 00:47:53,813 she will come. 665 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:55,848 Tell her I'll come right away. 666 00:47:55,948 --> 00:47:58,315 - Good night, gentlemen all. - Good night. 667 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,386 Good night. 668 00:48:00,486 --> 00:48:04,389 Sentenced to marriage for the term of his natural life. 669 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:12,122 - Hey, Alonso, you're not married. - No, but I hope to be. 670 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:14,427 Didn't you just see that poor chap? 671 00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:16,195 Oh, my girl's different. 672 00:48:16,302 --> 00:48:18,567 All girls are different. All wives are alike. 673 00:48:18,671 --> 00:48:20,572 You lose your freedom. 674 00:48:20,673 --> 00:48:23,268 My girl's worth it. 675 00:48:25,144 --> 00:48:27,045 Marriage is like a beleaguered city. 676 00:48:27,146 --> 00:48:31,743 - Those that are out want to get in. - Those that are in want to get out. 677 00:48:31,851 --> 00:48:34,047 The Private Life of Don Juan. 678 00:48:34,153 --> 00:48:36,588 Hey. Give me one. Give me one. 679 00:48:36,689 --> 00:48:39,090 - Two centavos. - How much? 680 00:48:39,191 --> 00:48:41,558 - Two centavos. - Oh, too much. 681 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,494 Hmm. You can have it for nothing. 682 00:48:44,597 --> 00:48:47,931 Oh, you are a one for bargains, aren't you? 683 00:48:48,033 --> 00:48:50,400 Here. Here's your money. 684 00:49:03,516 --> 00:49:06,953 Gonzales, you're not going? 685 00:49:07,052 --> 00:49:08,953 Don't you want to play with me? 686 00:49:09,054 --> 00:49:11,888 I want to play with Theresita. 687 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,960 Good night. 688 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,587 Well, what sort of a fella was he? 689 00:50:16,689 --> 00:50:18,988 I wish I could have taken his morning chocolate to him. 690 00:50:19,091 --> 00:50:22,289 Oh, as good as that, eh? What strikes you most about him? 691 00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:27,196 He seems to have given what they call in references "great satisfaction." 692 00:50:27,299 --> 00:50:30,463 You know, there's something wrong with nature to take a man like this from us. 693 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:32,629 Well, if he'd lived, you possibly wouldn't have met him. 694 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:35,071 I would have hoped, and that would have kept me going. 695 00:50:35,174 --> 00:50:37,439 If he lived... 696 00:50:37,543 --> 00:50:39,637 and if you met him? 697 00:50:41,313 --> 00:50:43,714 I would have hesitated... 698 00:50:43,816 --> 00:50:45,751 but it would only have been acting. 699 00:51:02,635 --> 00:51:04,536 What are you looking for? 700 00:51:04,637 --> 00:51:07,971 I was just wondering whether I've ever seen a more... 701 00:51:09,074 --> 00:51:10,975 beautiful figure. 702 00:51:11,076 --> 00:51:13,568 - Have you? - Yes. 703 00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:15,648 But only once. 704 00:51:15,748 --> 00:51:18,047 If you'd said you hadn't, I had an answer for you. 705 00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,051 - Tell it to me. - No, it's rude. 706 00:51:20,152 --> 00:51:22,383 - Tell it to me. - No, not with the lights on. 707 00:51:27,693 --> 00:51:29,685 Don Juan would have liked you. 708 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,730 What do you know about Don Juan? 709 00:51:32,765 --> 00:51:34,700 Oh, I knew him. 710 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,237 Who? Don Juan? No! What was he like? How did he look? 711 00:51:38,337 --> 00:51:41,967 Well, he-he wasn't, uh, unlike me. 712 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:54,318 Oh, go on, Captain Mariano! 713 00:51:56,121 --> 00:51:58,590 He was exactly like me. 714 00:51:58,691 --> 00:52:00,660 And if I kiss you... 715 00:52:05,764 --> 00:52:07,824 my kiss is like Don Juan’s. 716 00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:09,902 Well? 717 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,071 "When he seized her hand... 718 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:17,234 "it was as though a stream of hot lava were running through her veins... 719 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,244 "and when he kissed her... 720 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:24,147 she felt a trembling delight that swept away her senses." 721 00:52:24,249 --> 00:52:26,150 Well? 722 00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:29,119 Hot lava? No! 723 00:52:35,427 --> 00:52:38,522 I could kill you for being so attractive. 724 00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:40,531 Don't stop. Say more. 725 00:52:40,632 --> 00:52:43,625 - Bring some wine up to my room. - I can't. You bring some up to mine. 726 00:52:43,736 --> 00:52:46,365 - When? - In about half an hour. 727 00:52:46,472 --> 00:52:48,703 Go now. 728 00:52:59,318 --> 00:53:01,378 Good night, Captain Mariano. 729 00:53:01,487 --> 00:53:03,979 Good night, Doña Anna. 730 00:53:04,089 --> 00:53:08,686 - Oh, you look wonderful. - Ah. Thank you, Captain Mariano. 731 00:53:11,196 --> 00:53:14,325 Rosita, you can close up and go to bed. 732 00:53:23,342 --> 00:53:25,777 ♪ If you were mine the rich man said ♪ 733 00:53:25,878 --> 00:53:28,279 ♪ With a golden spoon you should be fed ♪ 734 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,849 ♪ And you'd go to sleep on a golden bed ♪ 735 00:53:30,949 --> 00:53:34,181 ♪ Until the sun came up in the morning ♪ 736 00:53:35,621 --> 00:53:37,988 ♪ The rich man said Then what have I ♪ 737 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,787 ♪ That you could be attracted by ♪ 738 00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:43,829 ♪ The modest maid gave no reply ♪ 739 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,331 ♪ Until the sun came up in the morning ♪♪ 740 00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:00,911 What divine hair. 741 00:54:07,419 --> 00:54:09,513 And those two lovely stars... 742 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,819 just a little frightened, gazing at me. 743 00:54:14,993 --> 00:54:17,326 You-You baffle me. 744 00:54:17,429 --> 00:54:20,627 Once again I'm just a helpless child. 745 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,901 I could kill you for being so attractive. 746 00:54:27,005 --> 00:54:29,065 Go on, Captain Mariano. 747 00:54:29,174 --> 00:54:32,542 You certainly know how to talk. 748 00:54:34,346 --> 00:54:37,578 There is nothing that I wouldn't say or do for you. 749 00:54:37,683 --> 00:54:39,879 You mean it? 750 00:54:42,287 --> 00:54:44,984 Uh, something gold like this too much? 751 00:54:46,531 --> 00:54:47,948 What? 752 00:54:48,127 --> 00:54:50,119 There's a lovely pair in the shop across the road... 753 00:54:50,229 --> 00:54:52,221 and they only cost five ducats. 754 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,823 And the other girl in the café has some. 755 00:55:01,573 --> 00:55:03,542 You'll get the earrings in the morning. 756 00:55:08,247 --> 00:55:10,148 - Rub harder. - Good, master. 757 00:55:10,249 --> 00:55:13,515 We'll have it off in no time. I'm so happy. 758 00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:17,112 And tell the cook I only want boiled fish and stewed fruit for lunch. 759 00:55:17,222 --> 00:55:19,248 Bravo, master. 760 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,953 - Get out my best clothes. - Bravo, master. 761 00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,995 At 5:00 we run 10 miles. 762 00:55:24,096 --> 00:55:27,828 Bravo, master! It's too wonderful. 763 00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:33,361 Here. Take those to Rosita. 764 00:55:33,472 --> 00:55:35,441 Yes, master. 765 00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:39,673 - Send Ricardo to dress me. - Very good, master. 766 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,113 Hi. Rosita. 767 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,453 With Captain Mariano's compliments. 768 00:55:53,759 --> 00:55:56,285 Oh! Did they cost five ducats? 769 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,388 - Six. - Oh! 770 00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:01,399 My, oh, my. 771 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:04,800 I've heard of men who wanted something for nothing... 772 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,839 and others who bargained something for something... 773 00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:10,842 but a man that gives something for nothing. 774 00:56:10,943 --> 00:56:13,777 For nothing? 775 00:56:13,879 --> 00:56:17,611 That a poor girl should get something for nothing. 776 00:56:17,716 --> 00:56:21,050 Why, the end of the world must be near. 777 00:56:41,406 --> 00:56:45,070 Ah. Leporello, have our things packed immediately. 778 00:56:45,177 --> 00:56:47,146 This is a pleasant surprise indeed. 779 00:56:47,246 --> 00:56:48,028 Surprise? 780 00:56:48,053 --> 00:56:50,399 You didn't think I was going to spend the rest of my life in this miserable inn. 781 00:57:04,563 --> 00:57:06,759 Close it. Hurry. Hurry. 782 00:57:30,856 --> 00:57:33,826 - Pedro. - Yes, master? 783 00:57:33,925 --> 00:57:36,759 - See that carriage? - Yes, master. 784 00:57:36,862 --> 00:57:40,094 - Find out her name and address. - Very good, master. 785 00:57:42,934 --> 00:57:45,597 Will you have your winter clothes dispatched at once? 786 00:57:45,704 --> 00:57:46,569 No. 787 00:57:46,656 --> 00:57:49,565 You won't need your winter clothes. Ricardo is, uh, packing them. 788 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:52,832 - Unpack. - Don’t you want to leave? 789 00:57:53,078 --> 00:57:56,776 - No. We'll stay. - You said you hated this place. 790 00:58:04,823 --> 00:58:07,292 I adore this place. 791 00:58:13,398 --> 00:58:16,391 Blackguard! Scoundrel! 792 00:58:18,503 --> 00:58:21,962 - Blackguard! Dog! Scoundrel! - Here, here, here, here, here, here. 793 00:58:22,074 --> 00:58:26,011 Uh, this is my servant, sir, and I'm most unhappy if he annoys you. 794 00:58:26,111 --> 00:58:28,580 You rascal. You clumsy lout! 795 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,343 How often have I told you not to offend people? 796 00:58:31,450 --> 00:58:33,442 - Get out of here! - Yes, master. 797 00:58:35,587 --> 00:58:39,319 I'm so sorry, sir. Sir, I apologize. 798 00:58:39,424 --> 00:58:41,416 You are very kind indeed, sir. 799 00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:44,655 - I hope you will forgive me. - Most certainly, sir. 800 00:58:44,763 --> 00:58:46,664 Good day, sir. 801 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,702 Are you ready? Go. 802 00:59:01,346 --> 00:59:04,441 - What did she say? - That you're marvelous, master. 803 00:59:04,549 --> 00:59:07,075 - Ah. What else? - She sent you this. 804 00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:12,682 - Does she know who I am? - No. Look. Here. 805 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:16,592 Oh. "The Castle Montoro, west wing... 806 00:59:16,695 --> 00:59:19,426 second tower, room on the top floor." 807 00:59:19,531 --> 00:59:21,500 Bravo, master! 808 01:00:31,269 --> 01:00:33,363 Thank you. Thank you. 809 01:00:33,472 --> 01:00:36,465 Thank me? With such a reward. 810 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,978 What divine hair. 811 01:00:44,049 --> 01:00:48,919 And those two lovely stars, just a little frightened... 812 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:51,455 gazing at me. 813 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,759 Y-You baffle me. 814 01:00:56,495 --> 01:01:01,195 Once again I'm just a... frightened child. 815 01:01:02,834 --> 01:01:05,998 How divine. Won't you come and sit down? 816 01:01:10,509 --> 01:01:14,037 You look and speak just like my dear father did. 817 01:01:14,145 --> 01:01:17,047 He would have been just about your age now... 818 01:01:17,148 --> 01:01:19,777 but he would never have been able to climb up here. 819 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:22,684 It's incredible at your age. 820 01:01:25,257 --> 01:01:28,159 My guardian keeps me here as a prisoner... 821 01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:30,161 and Thomas doesn't know where I am. 822 01:01:30,262 --> 01:01:33,528 - Thomas? - Yes, Thomas. 823 01:01:33,632 --> 01:01:36,192 He's in Seville. 824 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:38,770 So will you please send a letter to him? 825 01:01:47,679 --> 01:01:50,205 I write to tell him to come because I love him. 826 01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:52,511 I'll never love anyone else in the world. 827 01:01:53,618 --> 01:01:57,783 So-So, will you please send it to him? 828 01:01:57,889 --> 01:01:59,983 Or better still, take it to him. 829 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:03,061 Oh, please. 830 01:02:03,161 --> 01:02:06,825 Please. I love him, and he loves me. 831 01:02:08,466 --> 01:02:11,630 - All right. - Oh, how can I thank you? 832 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:15,603 Kiss me. 833 01:02:15,707 --> 01:02:19,007 - Oh, no. - Yes, like my father would kiss me. 834 01:02:24,716 --> 01:02:28,050 I shall love you till the last day of my life. 835 01:02:28,153 --> 01:02:31,817 And I shall remember you to the last day of my life. 836 01:02:33,692 --> 01:02:36,389 Good-bye. 837 01:02:50,241 --> 01:02:55,737 If he can't come, tell him to send me a lock of his hair. 838 01:02:56,781 --> 01:02:59,842 - Did you say a lock of his hair? - Yes. 839 01:02:59,951 --> 01:03:02,580 Very well then. A lock of his hair. 840 01:03:17,102 --> 01:03:19,970 Oh, Captain Mariano. Captain Mariano. 841 01:03:20,071 --> 01:03:22,973 - What have you been doing? Oh! - Ah- 842 01:03:23,074 --> 01:03:27,739 Oh! What a shame to get such a cold. 843 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:31,476 Dear, dear, dear. Men are like children. They need someone to look after them. 844 01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:35,213 Oh! Your hat. 845 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,551 Uh, get me something- 846 01:03:37,656 --> 01:03:40,285 to drink. 847 01:03:40,392 --> 01:03:42,293 Hot. 848 01:03:42,394 --> 01:03:44,659 Yes. I know what you want. 849 01:03:51,936 --> 01:03:54,201 You know, Captain Mariano... 850 01:03:54,305 --> 01:03:57,298 a man of your age ought to know... 851 01:03:57,409 --> 01:04:00,140 that he needn't go out of the house... 852 01:04:01,179 --> 01:04:06,709 to find something that he can get just as well in the house. 853 01:04:07,819 --> 01:04:10,414 I beg your pardon? 854 01:04:10,522 --> 01:04:12,787 You're a nice man. 855 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:16,521 Now, why don't you settle down and be happy? 856 01:04:16,628 --> 01:04:18,529 I'm all right. 857 01:04:18,630 --> 01:04:23,034 No, you're not. You look miserable, and you know it. 858 01:04:23,134 --> 01:04:25,228 Now, you ought to have a place of your own. 859 01:04:25,336 --> 01:04:27,567 Do you know how much I make out of this inn- 860 01:04:27,672 --> 01:04:29,573 and the farm - and the vineyard? 861 01:04:29,674 --> 01:04:33,406 300 ducats a year. 862 01:04:33,511 --> 01:04:36,675 And no relations to make our lives bitter. 863 01:04:36,781 --> 01:04:38,682 "Our"? 864 01:04:38,783 --> 01:04:41,412 Well, if you don't know what I'm driving at all this time... 865 01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:43,818 I don't want to marry you at all. 866 01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:47,051 Oh. But you do know very well. 867 01:04:47,158 --> 01:04:49,684 Now, what do you say? 868 01:04:49,794 --> 01:04:51,695 S-S-Señora. 869 01:04:51,796 --> 01:04:53,697 But why do you hesitate? 870 01:04:53,798 --> 01:04:55,790 You've no money... 871 01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:58,802 no looks, not very much brain. 872 01:04:58,903 --> 01:05:02,271 And you're no chicken. Well, neither am I. 873 01:05:02,373 --> 01:05:04,467 But you could help me in the business. 874 01:05:04,576 --> 01:05:08,104 You're a nice fellow. You'd make me a good husband. 875 01:05:08,213 --> 01:05:10,773 We ought to be very happy. 876 01:05:10,882 --> 01:05:13,511 But, s-señora, it is impossible. 877 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:17,055 Men are so bashful. Why impossible? 878 01:05:17,155 --> 01:05:20,125 S-Señora, I'm a married man already. 879 01:05:20,225 --> 01:05:22,194 Oh. 880 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,397 It needn't be... 881 01:05:26,498 --> 01:05:28,490 exactly marriage. 882 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,331 No, no, no, no. Señora. It must be marriage! 883 01:05:31,436 --> 01:05:33,337 I'm a man of morals. 884 01:05:33,438 --> 01:05:37,569 You shock me. No, no. No, no. No, no, señora. 885 01:05:37,675 --> 01:05:41,168 I'm going mad! Leporello! Pedro! 886 01:05:41,279 --> 01:05:43,248 Pedro! Leporello! 887 01:05:44,849 --> 01:05:47,648 Pack up. Pack up. Pack up! 888 01:05:47,752 --> 01:05:51,018 I can't stand it any longer. We're going back to Seville. 889 01:06:38,102 --> 01:06:40,071 Seville. 890 01:06:40,171 --> 01:06:42,333 What a city to come back to. 891 01:06:50,849 --> 01:06:53,842 What a setting for the return of Don Juan. 892 01:06:53,952 --> 01:06:55,477 The Private Life of Don Juan. 893 01:06:55,587 --> 01:06:58,648 Only two centavos... 894 01:06:58,756 --> 01:07:02,193 for a hundred scenes from the life of the world's greatest lover... 895 01:07:02,293 --> 01:07:07,425 including the secret of his sensational successes in the city of Seville. 896 01:07:07,532 --> 01:07:10,082 Only two centavos for a hundred scenes 897 01:07:10,177 --> 01:07:12,545 from the life of the world's greatest lover... 898 01:07:12,721 --> 01:07:14,971 including the secret of his sensational su- 899 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,599 Señor. The Private Life of Don Juan in one volume. 900 01:07:17,709 --> 01:07:19,678 No, I'm waiting for the second volume. 901 01:07:19,777 --> 01:07:22,576 - But there isn't one. - No, but there will be. 902 01:07:26,885 --> 01:07:28,786 The Private Life of Don Juan. 903 01:07:28,887 --> 01:07:30,788 Only two centavos... 904 01:07:30,889 --> 01:07:34,155 for a hundred scenes from the life of the world's greatest lover... 905 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:38,094 including the secret of his sensational successes in the city of Seville. 906 01:07:38,196 --> 01:07:40,097 Walk up! Walk up! 907 01:07:40,198 --> 01:07:42,497 Walk up and see the worldwide puppet show. 908 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,229 Showing now, "Don Juan in the Harem"! 909 01:07:45,336 --> 01:07:49,205 Walk up and see the man with a million mistresses! 910 01:07:49,307 --> 01:07:51,606 Continuous performance. 911 01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:54,201 Well, that's an exaggeration. 912 01:07:54,312 --> 01:07:57,077 Walk up, walk up! The puppet show is playing! 913 01:07:57,181 --> 01:07:59,082 Walk up! 914 01:07:59,183 --> 01:08:02,551 ... from the life of the world's greatest lover. 915 01:08:02,654 --> 01:08:07,183 The Private Life of Don Juan. Señora, two centavos. 916 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,488 Wonderful man, Don Juan. 917 01:08:09,594 --> 01:08:11,995 They don't make 'em like that nowadays. 918 01:08:12,096 --> 01:08:14,793 If only he could come back, God rest his soul... 919 01:08:14,899 --> 01:08:17,459 he'd make some of you young jackanapes sit up and take notice. 920 01:08:17,568 --> 01:08:20,094 Hmm. And as for we women - 921 01:08:20,204 --> 01:08:22,673 we'll never forget him. 922 01:08:23,775 --> 01:08:25,767 The Private Life of Don Juan. 923 01:08:25,877 --> 01:08:29,541 Nice girl, that. She's right too. 924 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,284 The question is, how and where to come back to life? 925 01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:37,553 - It's got to be a sensation. - It's bound to be. 926 01:08:37,888 --> 01:08:38,981 I have it. 927 01:08:39,058 --> 01:08:42,031 The last girl that I kissed in Seville- that little fifth-rate dancer- 928 01:08:42,245 --> 01:08:44,789 she shall be the first girl that I kiss tonight. 929 01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:46,890 I'm going to Antonita. 930 01:08:58,109 --> 01:09:00,340 There are seven gentlemen waiting, señora. 931 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:04,315 - Is the duke there? - Yes, señora. 932 01:09:04,415 --> 01:09:07,180 Take the flowers away and let the duke in. 933 01:09:07,285 --> 01:09:09,254 Very good, señora. 934 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:22,000 Do you like them? 935 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:25,602 I adore them. 936 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:28,172 Oh, no. It's Wednesday. 937 01:09:30,608 --> 01:09:33,976 The day Don Juan kissed me for the first time. 938 01:09:34,078 --> 01:09:36,479 No one must touch my lips on a Wednesday. 939 01:09:36,581 --> 01:09:38,482 Forgive me. 940 01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:40,552 Tomorrow? 941 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,688 Maybe. 942 01:09:45,990 --> 01:09:47,982 The flowers for the grave. 943 01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,771 Take them to the grave. 944 01:10:10,948 --> 01:10:14,043 Every day you send flowers to Don Juan’s grave. 945 01:10:14,152 --> 01:10:16,121 You sweet, loyal... 946 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:18,189 little soul. 947 01:10:24,629 --> 01:10:27,963 Your lovely forms, twin buds of passion’s flower... 948 01:10:28,066 --> 01:10:31,798 do cause such burning fever in me veins... 949 01:10:31,903 --> 01:10:33,804 and so stir up me blood... 950 01:10:33,905 --> 01:10:36,704 that I can scarce control me encircling arms. 951 01:10:36,808 --> 01:10:39,209 Stop, stop, stop. 952 01:10:39,310 --> 01:10:42,576 - Well, what do you want now? - Oh, listen, Señor Martinez. 953 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,706 You must not look out into space. 954 01:10:44,816 --> 01:10:46,717 Look at the ladies. 955 01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:49,753 Hmm. Why? 956 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,755 Because you are Don Juan! 957 01:10:51,856 --> 01:10:53,757 You mean you want me to give the impression... 958 01:10:53,858 --> 01:10:56,794 that Don Juan was able to make love to two women at the same time? 959 01:10:56,894 --> 01:10:59,125 Two? Ten! 960 01:11:00,731 --> 01:11:02,757 Twenty! Thirty! 961 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:05,302 Fifty! A hundred! 962 01:11:05,403 --> 01:11:07,668 You have to radiate such hot virility that every woman's hand... 963 01:11:07,772 --> 01:11:10,469 goes trembling in search of her husband's in the dark. 964 01:11:10,575 --> 01:11:14,137 You are Don Juan! Don Juan! Don Juan! 965 01:11:14,297 --> 01:11:17,126 Well, give me real women, and I'll give you Don Juan. 966 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:19,140 Send to the fish market for some women for him. 967 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,701 And you, señorita-you are cold! 968 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:25,884 Cold? Me? Anna Doran cold? 969 01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,042 - Yes. - You're the first man who's ever said so. 970 01:11:28,067 --> 01:11:31,003 But you are cold. Why stand there in frigid dignity? 971 01:11:31,028 --> 01:11:33,361 - And you too, señorita. - She's got all the lines. 972 01:11:33,464 --> 01:11:36,662 - What can we do? - Act. Show what you feel. 973 01:11:36,767 --> 01:11:38,827 The surging blood in your veins. 974 01:11:38,936 --> 01:11:42,566 The frightened longing to approach this gigantic symbol in front of you. 975 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:44,642 To touch him... 976 01:11:44,742 --> 01:11:47,837 to inhale his breath- 977 01:11:47,945 --> 01:11:50,176 to succumb to him... 978 01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:53,678 to Don Juan! 979 01:11:53,784 --> 01:11:55,685 How can I shiver with desire... 980 01:11:55,786 --> 01:11:59,188 for a Don Juan who hasn't as much sex appeal as a broomstick? 981 01:11:59,290 --> 01:12:01,384 What? 982 01:12:01,492 --> 01:12:03,620 Me? Antonio Martinez? 983 01:12:03,728 --> 01:12:06,323 You! Not a pennyworth. 984 01:12:08,266 --> 01:12:11,600 Inhale his breath indeed. 985 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:14,467 Señor Martinez shouldn't eat garlic for breakfast. 986 01:12:14,572 --> 01:12:18,202 I'm fed up. If you want me to act, give me actresses, not kitchen maids. 987 01:12:18,309 --> 01:12:20,210 - Oh! - Enough! 988 01:12:20,311 --> 01:12:22,212 This is a rehearsal, not a peace conference. 989 01:12:22,313 --> 01:12:24,839 Go to your places. Begin the scene again. 990 01:12:24,949 --> 01:12:27,384 And do as the author tells you. 991 01:12:27,485 --> 01:12:29,454 Go! 992 01:12:35,426 --> 01:12:39,193 Your lovely forms, twin buds of passion's flower... 993 01:12:39,297 --> 01:12:44,326 do cause such burning fever in me veins and so stir up me blood... 994 01:12:44,435 --> 01:12:47,166 that I can scarce control me encircling arms! 995 01:12:47,271 --> 01:12:50,435 Bravo! Bravo, ladies! Bravo, Martinez! 996 01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:53,739 You see? That's Don Juan! 997 01:13:00,117 --> 01:13:03,019 I could kill you for being so attractive. 998 01:13:08,659 --> 01:13:12,960 If Don Alfredo hadn't killed him and we hadn't buried him... 999 01:13:13,064 --> 01:13:15,363 I might have thought you were Don Juan. 1000 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:20,333 They didn't kill me and they didn't bury me. 1001 01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:23,340 It pleased me to disappear for a while, and now I've come back to you... 1002 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,410 my little Antonita. 1003 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,681 You know, he really is rather like Don Juan. 1004 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:35,184 Oh, no. Don Juan was much taller and much younger. 1005 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:38,279 - Yes, six months younger. - Ten years younger. 1006 01:13:38,389 --> 01:13:41,257 And-And he had blue eyes... 1007 01:13:41,359 --> 01:13:43,590 and-and a noble presence... 1008 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,094 clear-cut nose... 1009 01:13:47,198 --> 01:13:49,326 and a different mouth. 1010 01:13:49,433 --> 01:13:52,164 A different mouth? Will you try it? 1011 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:54,671 - What are you doing? - Oh! How dare you! 1012 01:13:54,772 --> 01:13:58,402 Not a bit like it, Don Juan’s kiss. 1013 01:13:58,509 --> 01:14:01,172 - Get out of here! - That's quite enough. Get out. 1014 01:14:01,451 --> 01:14:02,614 This is outrageous. 1015 01:14:02,717 --> 01:14:05,227 The real Don Juan would never have forced his attentions on a woman. 1016 01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:09,156 And I won't either. I just want to teach your young man a lesson. 1017 01:14:09,186 --> 01:14:11,519 Oh, how dare you! I love him! 1018 01:14:11,622 --> 01:14:14,456 Get out of here, you cad, you cheat, you filthy old man! 1019 01:14:14,558 --> 01:14:16,459 Help! Help! Police! 1020 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,927 - Oh, my darling. - What is the matter? 1021 01:14:19,030 --> 01:14:21,124 - What's the matter? - What happened? 1022 01:14:21,232 --> 01:14:23,929 Oh, a lunatic. Calls himself Don Juan. 1023 01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:29,034 Come, drink a cup to folly as it flies. 1024 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:31,939 Drain every passing pleasure to the dregs... 1025 01:14:32,043 --> 01:14:35,309 while yet the wine of life runs ruby red... 1026 01:14:35,413 --> 01:14:38,872 and women's kisses call us to the feast! 1027 01:14:45,489 --> 01:14:49,620 "Repent your sins," the shaven churchman cries... 1028 01:14:49,727 --> 01:14:52,959 "or straightaway plunge to everlasting fire." 1029 01:14:53,064 --> 01:14:56,262 A fig, I say, for such a coward's creed! 1030 01:14:56,367 --> 01:15:00,566 I've sinned and loved it, savored every sin and sinned again. 1031 01:15:00,671 --> 01:15:02,902 And who shall say me nay? 1032 01:15:03,007 --> 01:15:07,570 Not saint in heaven nor fiend in hell, I fear. 1033 01:15:07,678 --> 01:15:10,113 Where is this nemesis they prate of? 1034 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,706 Here! 1035 01:15:14,752 --> 01:15:17,312 There he is. 1036 01:15:17,421 --> 01:15:19,322 Oh. 1037 01:15:19,423 --> 01:15:21,324 Isn't he a darling? 1038 01:15:21,425 --> 01:15:23,223 Yes, the scoundrel. 1039 01:15:23,327 --> 01:15:25,728 What is the news in hell? 1040 01:15:25,830 --> 01:15:28,095 They want you there. 1041 01:15:28,199 --> 01:15:31,465 For the last time, Don Juan, repent! 1042 01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:35,597 Ha! That for repentance! That for hell and you! 1043 01:15:35,706 --> 01:15:39,074 Stop this foolery! 1044 01:15:39,176 --> 01:15:42,112 Once and for all, I forbid you to perform this nonsense! 1045 01:15:42,213 --> 01:15:44,648 Ladies and gentlemen, the play is over! 1046 01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:46,877 Permit me to bid you a very good night. 1047 01:15:54,658 --> 01:15:56,991 Get back! 1048 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,928 What? 1049 01:16:02,299 --> 01:16:05,201 - W-What do you want? Who are you? - Who are you? 1050 01:16:05,302 --> 01:16:07,271 Who are you? 1051 01:16:09,306 --> 01:16:11,901 Your very humble servant, Don Juan. 1052 01:16:12,009 --> 01:16:14,774 The real Don Juan! 1053 01:16:30,327 --> 01:16:32,228 Ladies and gentlemen- 1054 01:16:32,329 --> 01:16:34,889 you are under the delusion that Don Juan is dead. 1055 01:16:34,999 --> 01:16:38,595 He is not. He's alive. I am Don Juan. 1056 01:16:49,842 --> 01:16:52,426 Yes, yes, of course, of course. 1057 01:16:52,573 --> 01:16:54,848 But, you see, this is a theater. 1058 01:16:55,004 --> 01:16:57,711 You must leave the stage. Now, come with me. 1059 01:16:57,888 --> 01:16:58,859 Ohh- 1060 01:17:00,357 --> 01:17:03,589 Don't you understand that I am Don Juan? Don't you believe me? 1061 01:17:03,694 --> 01:17:06,596 Yes, yes, yes! Of course we believe you. 1062 01:17:06,697 --> 01:17:10,759 - But look here, since Don Juan died- - I keep telling you I did not die! 1063 01:17:10,868 --> 01:17:14,305 Well, since we buried you half a year ago... 1064 01:17:14,405 --> 01:17:17,432 23 men have tried to impersonate Don Juan. 1065 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:19,442 I am the 24th. 1066 01:17:19,543 --> 01:17:21,535 And you are disgusting. 1067 01:17:21,645 --> 01:17:25,377 So get out! Get out! All of you, get out! 1068 01:17:29,453 --> 01:17:33,515 Ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing more to see, so good night. 1069 01:17:33,624 --> 01:17:35,786 We want to see the end of the play! Get out! 1070 01:17:39,124 --> 01:17:41,230 Get out! They want to see the end of the play! 1071 01:17:41,322 --> 01:17:42,083 Who are you? 1072 01:17:42,177 --> 01:17:44,289 - I am the author of the play. - Are you? 1073 01:17:44,651 --> 01:17:48,132 Ladies and gentlemen, here is a man who has written the most insipid... 1074 01:17:48,239 --> 01:17:51,300 the most senseless, the most slanderous play of our age. 1075 01:17:51,408 --> 01:17:53,309 Why senseless? Why slanderous? 1076 01:17:53,410 --> 01:17:56,312 Because you lied about my life. You threw mud at my character. 1077 01:17:56,413 --> 01:17:58,314 - Yours? - Mine! Don Juan! 1078 01:17:58,406 --> 01:18:00,468 Ladies and gentlemen, do you care that much 1079 01:18:00,553 --> 01:18:02,822 about Don Juan's real life and real character? 1080 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,446 No! 1081 01:18:05,022 --> 01:18:06,923 You've made me behave like a fool. 1082 01:18:07,024 --> 01:18:09,926 Do you suppose that I ever made love to two women at the same time? 1083 01:18:10,027 --> 01:18:13,520 You, no, but Don Juan- What do you think, ladies? 1084 01:18:13,631 --> 01:18:15,361 Yes! 1085 01:18:15,466 --> 01:18:17,094 He thinks it's impossible. 1086 01:18:17,201 --> 01:18:19,033 He couldn't even manage one! 1087 01:18:22,172 --> 01:18:26,200 See? That's how much you know about being Don Juan. Now get out! 1088 01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:29,212 I'll teach you all! Get out of here! Get out! 1089 01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:32,283 Bring down the curtain! 1090 01:18:34,518 --> 01:18:36,646 Ladies and gentlemen - 1091 01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,347 Ladies and gentlemen... 1092 01:18:38,455 --> 01:18:41,357 six months ago I was here for a few days. 1093 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:43,188 Twenty years ago I lived here. 1094 01:18:43,294 --> 01:18:45,058 Does nobody recognize me? 1095 01:18:45,162 --> 01:18:48,690 No! 1096 01:18:48,799 --> 01:18:50,461 No ladies? 1097 01:18:50,568 --> 01:18:53,868 There's Estraya! She must recognize Don Juan! 1098 01:18:53,971 --> 01:18:56,941 - Where? - There. That's Estraya. 1099 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:59,909 Estraya. 1100 01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:03,412 I was Don Juan's first love... 1101 01:19:03,514 --> 01:19:05,415 but I can't remember you. 1102 01:19:05,516 --> 01:19:08,042 Well, how could you remember me... 1103 01:19:08,152 --> 01:19:11,316 among half the male population of Spain and South America? 1104 01:19:11,422 --> 01:19:13,323 - Sit down! - Oh! Ohh! 1105 01:19:19,930 --> 01:19:23,958 Ladies and gentlemen- There's Don Alfredo, who killed you! 1106 01:19:27,438 --> 01:19:31,500 Oh, so you're the man. I've been just aching to meet you. 1107 01:19:31,609 --> 01:19:34,841 - Is he Don Juan? - Is he Don Juan? 1108 01:19:34,945 --> 01:19:38,074 Ridiculous. The whole world knows I killed Don Juan. 1109 01:19:38,182 --> 01:19:40,083 You killed a poor boy... 1110 01:19:40,184 --> 01:19:43,518 because a terribly bored wife mistook him for Don Juan. 1111 01:19:43,621 --> 01:19:46,318 How do you know? H-How could she? 1112 01:19:46,423 --> 01:19:50,918 Because, my dear sir, there are wives that will see Don Juan in any other man. 1113 01:19:51,028 --> 01:19:54,362 Alfredo, he insults my honor. Kill him. 1114 01:19:54,465 --> 01:19:57,367 Yes, come on, kill me! Kill Don Juan! 1115 01:19:57,468 --> 01:20:00,028 I killed Don Juan, and nobody can take that from us. 1116 01:20:00,137 --> 01:20:03,972 I owe it to his memory not to soil my sword fighting a swindler... 1117 01:20:04,074 --> 01:20:06,202 who tries to impersonate a great man! 1118 01:20:06,310 --> 01:20:09,109 Come on! Come on! 1119 01:20:09,213 --> 01:20:13,309 Call the police! 1120 01:20:14,918 --> 01:20:17,183 Seize that man! Seize him! Seize him! 1121 01:20:18,222 --> 01:20:20,714 My hero. 1122 01:20:22,059 --> 01:20:24,051 Take it down. Take it down. 1123 01:20:24,161 --> 01:20:25,561 Give me my rapier! 1124 01:20:27,464 --> 01:20:29,365 Wait! 1125 01:20:29,466 --> 01:20:32,527 Ladies and gentlemen, we can now settle this matter finally. 1126 01:20:32,636 --> 01:20:36,129 We have the honor to have in our midst the one person who can do it- 1127 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,368 the widow of Don Juan, the real Don Juan. 1128 01:20:38,475 --> 01:20:41,968 For years she has lived on her estate, for six months in Seville. 1129 01:20:42,079 --> 01:20:46,073 She will now tell you whether this gentleman is Don Juan -yes or no. 1130 01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:50,218 Now, Doña Dolores... 1131 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:53,290 will you kindly tell us, who is this man? 1132 01:20:58,195 --> 01:21:02,291 Well, there is a likeness to Don Juan... 1133 01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:06,097 but my poor husband was so much bigger... 1134 01:21:06,203 --> 01:21:10,163 and broader and far better looking. 1135 01:21:10,274 --> 01:21:14,609 No, I've never seen this man before in my life. 1136 01:21:19,516 --> 01:21:21,712 All right, let's go. 1137 01:21:21,819 --> 01:21:25,278 Get out of here! 1138 01:21:34,798 --> 01:21:36,699 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 1139 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,701 the play can go on! 1140 01:21:46,076 --> 01:21:49,774 It's all right, Don Juan. Don't worry. 1141 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,372 You've found someone who understands. 1142 01:21:52,483 --> 01:21:56,318 But, you see, I am Don Juan. 1143 01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:58,548 Of course you are. 1144 01:21:58,655 --> 01:22:02,888 I am Don Juan. He is Don Juan. 1145 01:22:02,993 --> 01:22:07,897 Everybody's Don Juan in Seville when the bullfights are on... 1146 01:22:07,998 --> 01:22:09,990 and the wine is flowing. 1147 01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:12,228 Sleep well, Don Juan. 1148 01:22:17,674 --> 01:22:21,406 Ah, Leporello, it is a lovely play. 1149 01:22:21,512 --> 01:22:24,414 Will you take a message to Captain Mariano? 1150 01:22:24,515 --> 01:22:26,416 - Captain Mariano? - Yes. 1151 01:22:26,517 --> 01:22:28,418 Certainly, Doña Dolores. 1152 01:22:28,519 --> 01:22:31,421 I should like to see him to talk about poor Don Juan. 1153 01:22:31,522 --> 01:22:34,981 He may come to me directly he's released from jail. 1154 01:22:38,896 --> 01:22:41,297 Come on, Don Juan. 1155 01:22:43,534 --> 01:22:45,935 I hope it's taught you a lesson. 1156 01:22:46,036 --> 01:22:49,939 You country folk have to learn manners in a town like Seville. 1157 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:52,339 Go away and behave yourself. 1158 01:22:58,949 --> 01:23:02,647 - Captain Mariano, I believe? - Yes, señora. 1159 01:23:02,753 --> 01:23:06,019 You knew my poor husband, Captain Mariano? 1160 01:23:06,123 --> 01:23:07,716 I did, señora, very well. 1161 01:23:07,825 --> 01:23:10,124 Well, I'm glad you did, because I never did. 1162 01:23:10,227 --> 01:23:13,720 - You never knew your husband? - Hardly at all. 1163 01:23:13,831 --> 01:23:18,030 Imagine, after a few months of love he avoided me. 1164 01:23:18,135 --> 01:23:21,196 I can tell you, señora, he had absolute confidence in your loyalty. 1165 01:23:21,305 --> 01:23:23,171 Well, he couldn't have been such a fool. 1166 01:23:23,273 --> 01:23:26,732 - A fool to have confidence in your loyalty? - Certainly. 1167 01:23:26,844 --> 01:23:29,746 He never knew very much about women, but he must have known... 1168 01:23:29,847 --> 01:23:33,249 that he couldn't offend and neglect a woman like me for years with impunity. 1169 01:23:33,350 --> 01:23:35,785 You are right, señora. 1170 01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:40,081 In his heart he was always fearful of losing you. 1171 01:23:40,190 --> 01:23:42,182 Well, why didn't he come back to me then? 1172 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:46,262 Men are very weak, señora, very vain. 1173 01:23:46,363 --> 01:23:50,266 During all his life he was terribly afraid of intelligent women. 1174 01:23:50,367 --> 01:23:53,826 - Why? - Well, they strip a man of his glory... 1175 01:23:53,937 --> 01:23:58,102 and tame the conquering male until he becomes just a husband. 1176 01:23:58,208 --> 01:24:02,669 Oh, I see. He was afraid he wouldn't be happy as my husband. 1177 01:24:02,779 --> 01:24:06,341 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, señora. 1178 01:24:06,450 --> 01:24:08,351 Latterly his only wish... 1179 01:24:08,452 --> 01:24:11,217 was to disappear from the scene of his... 1180 01:24:11,321 --> 01:24:13,222 successes... 1181 01:24:13,323 --> 01:24:17,124 and, nameless and unknown, to come and tell you- 1182 01:24:18,795 --> 01:24:20,696 Will you come to my estates? 1183 01:24:20,797 --> 01:24:23,699 Don Juan is dead. I don't want to be anything but your husband. 1184 01:24:34,378 --> 01:24:36,347 Dolores! 1185 01:24:37,514 --> 01:24:39,642 Dolores! 1186 01:24:48,425 --> 01:24:50,394 Dolores! 1187 01:25:04,174 --> 01:25:07,008 Leporello, what does she mean by this? 1188 01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:09,773 School for husbands, Don Juan. 1189 01:25:35,872 --> 01:25:37,340 Dolores! 1190 01:25:39,276 --> 01:25:40,744 Dolores! 1191 01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:47,384 Dolores! 1192 01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:52,645 - So Don Juan is not dead. - No, darling. 1193 01:25:52,756 --> 01:25:54,657 What has he got to say to me? 1194 01:25:54,758 --> 01:25:57,660 What a fool he was to forget all this- 1195 01:25:58,009 --> 01:26:01,682 that divine hair and those two lovely stars, 1196 01:26:01,733 --> 01:26:02,993 just a little frightened- 1197 01:26:03,053 --> 01:26:06,236 Oh, no, no, darling. You told me all that six years ago. 1198 01:26:07,304 --> 01:26:09,330 Tell me some of the wonderful things... 1199 01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:13,934 that made women dazed and intoxicated. 1200 01:26:14,044 --> 01:26:17,446 Well, that was it. That's what I always told them. 1201 01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,448 Well, then... 1202 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:23,486 tell me something you never told any woman before. 1203 01:26:23,587 --> 01:26:25,488 I love you, darling. 1204 01:26:25,589 --> 01:26:28,491 I don't want to be anything but your husband. 1205 01:26:30,594 --> 01:26:33,496 Won't you ever learn anything about women? 1206 01:26:33,597 --> 01:26:38,592 Every woman wants something more than just a husband. 1207 01:26:38,702 --> 01:26:41,171 Every woman wants Don Juan... 1208 01:26:42,272 --> 01:26:44,241 but all to herself.